Introduction - Before Sunrise

Ladies and gentlemen and your Dumbness or highness which ever you may like, the look on your face tells me that calling you dumb satisfies you. so your dumbness here s the story of the dumbest man ever.

(Applause)

Like Google maps we zoom into the world watching oceans getting far and land getting bigger. We see a lad around 18 wearing tight bell bottoms(out of fashion)....a florescent shirt(never was in fashion) you can literally see his chest hair, if you zoom in and focus more(ewwwwwww).Meet Karan(fake name)an outdated, excited teenager who always looked old for college.

(FLASHBACK)

when Karan was in school,girls never liked him, common phrase used for him - You mean Karan!!!!...WOH UNCLE!!!!
yes poor karan, no girl liked him except Sarita for whom Karan was the cutest 'Uncle' in town. for Sarita, boys used a common phrase - You mean Sarita !!!!...WOH AUNTY!!!!

Karan and Sarita fell in love when they were in school.The perfect Couple...now lets go back to the present day

(PRESENT)

Karan was ready for his first day in college, expecting new things in life and of course no matter how big a loser you are, you will always expect girls in your life like Karan.
Karan walked in to the college as the new Romeo, what a terrafic day he had before entering the gate. he met with an accident, torn clothes, bruised elbow. but there stood our hero, after buying new pair of tight bell bottoms (puke)....
and then he saw the girl who changes everything. Karan looked at her love struck..but he dosent know that this girl will change his life forever...

Who LET THE DUMB OUT????

Once upon a time in SU- real land lived a King, who believed that he was the dumbest of all the living creatures in the universe. He was so proud of his dumbness that he challenged the universe to bring a person as stupid as him. many wise people came to SU-real land to explain to him that he might be wrong.After a lot of debate and killing of those wise men from different parts of the universe, remained one wise man. he was called 'the Blogger'.
The blogger told the king that far across many light years, in the solar system named Milky way which has only one sun and nine planets lives a person who might be playing with the hair on his chest right now is the dumbest living creature.

KING - O blogger from so far across, you tell me the story of this stupid person, if you prove your self right, i will give you every thing you need and loads of followers.

Blogger - well, i will tell you his story...i known him for 7 years and he is in his prime at the moment. so we will start from the scratch(while scratching his balls).are you ready?

KING - yes i am

Blogger - OK, so from today i will start narrating you the story of the dumbest person of the Universe...

The whole kingdom stood still.Birds animals and people of the SU-real land started coming to the palace.. some were stoned and some were furious....
but this was just the beginning of what will change their conceptions about dumbness forever...........